Jordan joins the team again as a long-tenured veteran. He has been playing for the Warriors since he was 7 years old. Back then his speciality was drawing walks and eating mud, but he's developed into a much more potent force.
Jordan is the team's leading pitcher and watching his high-arching pitches drop in for a strike followed shortly by the inevitable fist-pump is pleasure in motion. Jordan not only pitches well, but he fields the bump with a cat-like grace. Or perhaps more of a floppy fish-like grace but either way he gets the job done well.
At the plate and on the basepaths is where Jordan has turned up the entertainment factor. He runs well and would most likely be one of the fastest guys in the league if there was a spandex-only dress code. But, his famous saggy pants create a little drag for the man.
This season I expect Jordan to spend his free time asking for jobs because he is now a college graduate with degrees in basket-weaving, astrophysics, and beginner's golf with an emphasis on torque and backswing stability.
Personal Notes:
He likes Big League Chew and once chewed 6 pouches during a game. He prefers the grape flavor but settles for original and strawberry if need be. He volunteers as a test-driver for brand new BMW's and Maseratis. He really has a heart for the needy.
Career Stats:
g - h - ab - r - rbi - 2b - 3b - hr - bb - k - sf - tob - obo - avg - oba - slg - ops
16-23-53-21- 16 - 6 - 1 - 0 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 29 - 57 -.434-.509-.585-1.094
18-24-60-19- 21- 4 - 3 - 0 - 3 - 0 - 4 - 31- 67 -.400-.463-.567-1.029
34-47-113-40-37-10- 4 - 0 - 6 - 1 - 5 - 60 -124-.416-.484-.575-1.059
Projected Stats:
g - h - ab - r - rbi - 2b - 3b - hr - bb - k - sf - tob - obo - avg - oba - slg - ops
17-28-53- 23-20 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 6 - 0 - 1 - 35 - 60-.528-.583-.736-1.319
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
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