This evening marks the potential league-title clinching double-header for the Resurrection Life Warriors. If the Warriors sweep, they should cruise to a league title, barring any major catastrophies. In light of the monumental use of government spending and power that we've seen in the past six months, I thought I'd do my own version of a 'shovel-ready government job that won't produce any lasting revenues or actual jobs for anyone once they are done.' These lineups were NOT put together based on performance, because that would just be unfair. These were compiled so that each player gets the same amount of at bats and opportunities, regardless of how that player has handled any previous opportunities. Thankfully, we've been so solid top-to-bottom, we shouldn't be hurt at all by this. Man, can you imagine if a pro baseball team did that? Last place every year. Or a business? Bankrupt. Or a goverment system? Nothing would ever get done! Oh wait....Without further ado, here are my Barack Obama-approved 'spread-the-wealth' lineups.
vs Immanuel Game 1
1. Chris W, P
2. Jamy A, RF
3. Jeff J, 1B
4. Jason M, CF
5. Jeff T, 3B
6. Eric J, 2B
7. Chris B, LF
8. Adam H, C
9. Austin C, SS
vs Wooddale Game 2
1. Austin C, SS
2. Adam H, C
3. Chris B, LF
4. Eric J, 2B
5. Jeff T, 3B
6. Jason M, CF
7. Jeff J, 1B
8. Jamy A, RF
9. Chris W, P
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4 comments:
It's about time that we have some fairness and equality on this team. Everyone has a "right" to bat just as much as the other guy...regardless of how they perform.
gotta love being in the 5 hole. Holla.
Glad everyone seems on board. For those of you interested, a certain player had expressed dis-satisfaction when he found out he was going to be batting 7th in one game earlier this week. Because of his 'campaigning' and constant Al Franken quotes, I went with his recommended 'performance shouldn't matter' lineup. You can thank him tonight. His initials might be EHJ.
Now you are just spewing hatred and intolerance. Manager Colby, you don't need to be so Ignorant. Sounds like your allowing Faux News to do all your talking. Please come up with an original thought or comment.
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